A turd from a turd

The other night I was giving Sam a bath. He was laying on his belly because he likes to pretend he's swimming, kicking his feet, dumping his face into the water. It's great. Then I drained all the water while he was in there just chilling. I reached for a towel (prob 1 sec of not watching him) and all of a sudden a giant, frat boy sized TURD was just sitting there in the bath. It magically appeared and it was disgusting. Part of me started to panic and think that some random homeless man (probably Hard Hat Harry, RIP) came in and pooped there when I wasn't looking, but oh no, that was his!

nasty!